
Vol. 75, No. 6, June 
2002
Letters
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Lawyers are judged on performance, not slogans
I am writing to ask some questions that apparently have never been 
asked regarding the slogan campaign by the State Bar designed to improve 
our image. Our executive director, in his April column, states that our 
slogan will improve our image in order that we can compete better in the 
marketplace.
Has anyone ever thought about the image of Wisconsin plumbers and 
whether they have a slogan? Until now, I have to confess that I haven't. 
Could it be that these professionals have never felt a need to worry 
about slogans and their image for the simple reason that they have no 
competition? Let's face it, if you need your sewer fixed, you are going 
to call a licensed Wisconsin plumber.
As I understand it, you have to be a licensed Wisconsin lawyer to 
practice law here in Wisconsin. Therefore, we don't have any 
competition. So my question is, Why do we need to blow our horns about 
the expert advice and service ability of Wisconsin lawyers? Are we a 
product or a commodity?
Apparently, according to our director, this program is based on the 
success of the accounting profession, where they have spent millions of 
dollars to remake their image from that of "bean counters" to "trusted 
business advisers." Trusted by whom? Are the State Bar leaders aware of 
the recent publicity regarding Enron and the leading accounting firm in 
the nation? Apparently the accountants in that case went far beyond 
their traditional "bean counting" role and generated a million dollars a 
week in fees while they were providing "trusted business advice." 
Perhaps if they had done their jobs, the Enron advisees would not have 
been able to perpetuate the scam that they have to this point gotten 
away with.
I believe the only image that the organized Bar needs to be concerned 
about is the image that each of us projects to our clients. Like 
plumbers, we are judged upon our performance, not upon slogans touting 
generic "Wisconsin lawyers." Such a program benefits only the 
advertising agencies and media that have been able to sell it to our 
leadership. How much is this going to cost us anyway?
Thomas J. Kelly
Spring Green
Atty. Kelly is correct when he states that Wisconsin lawyers are 
judged "upon our performance, not upon slogans." The research behind the 
branding campaign supports the fact that the majority of people who have 
contact with a Wisconsin lawyer come away with a favorable impression. 
But branding is not sloganeering and the people this effort is trying to 
reach are the third of Wisconsinites who have no impression of lawyers. 
Lawyers face competition every day from other professionals for tax, 
real property, estate planning, corporate, and other "traditional" legal 
work. Nonlawyers represent people before various state tribunals outside 
of the courts. More than half of all divorces in Wisconsin are handled 
pro se. In other states, GAL work can be handled by non-lawyers. 
Successfully branding lawyers as expert advisers who solve problems and 
serve the community will educate the public about the value of lawyers. 
Doing so may help overcome this competition as well as those annoying 
lawyer jokes.
George Brown
State Bar Executive Director
Saluting the Bar for supporting lawyers called to service
The December Wisconsin Lawyer finally caught up with me at 
Eagle Base, Bosnia-Herzegovina, and I read "Military Lawyers: A Sense of 
Duty" with great interest. I was particularly pleased to see a mention 
of my old friend Judge Jim Eaton. I'm here finishing up a tour as part 
of the 29th ID and SFOR 10.
Although a member of the Wisconsin Bar, I live and work in Virginia. 
Nonetheless, I'd like to applaud the Bar for its efforts in supporting 
Wisconsin lawyers who are called upon to serve and for the great 
programs that are available to the rest of those soldiers in Wisconsin 
who are now participating in military operations all over the world.
Serving those who serve is still a high calling, and I salute 
everyone connected to the program. Great job.
Bruce A. Pagel, Lt. Col.
Tuzla, Bosnia-Herzegovina
A lawyer's lament
Editor's Note: This letter was sent anonymously to the Wisconsin 
Lawyers Assistance Program. We are reprinting a modified version in the 
hope that other lawyers will seek help - or at least a sympathetic ear. 
To learn more about WisLAP, visit www.wisbar.org/bar/wislap.html, 
or call (800) 543-2624. Your confidentiality is respected.
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I am so tired of working until midnight every night or feeling guilty 
about not working until midnight when I only work until 10:30, long 
after my colleagues and staff have gone home and are sleeping or 
enjoying time with their families and loved ones. I am so tired of 
coming back to the office after the lights in the hallway have shut off 
and having to pay extra-careful attention so I don't make a mistake, 
even though I am exhausted. I am so tired of working so hard and 
worrying about work every waking minute that my health, my eyesight, and 
my dick no longer mean anything to me.
I am so tired of busting my ass so my unreliable or counterproductive 
employees can get paid instead of me. I am so tired of risking my home 
and my family's financial future each day because my law partner won't 
put his financial ass on the line like me. I am so tired of not being 
able to let up for a moment lest my competitors devour the shambles of a 
business I have left.
I am so tired of being controlled by domineering clients who demand 
the moon and then either don't pay or think they're doing me a favor by 
paying me bottom-feeder rates to put up with their egocentric shit. I am 
so tired of not having the time, resources, or energy left to do better 
for the clients who actually deserve it.
I am so tired of the ever increasing, never ending, unbearable, 
unbeatable stress that makes me want to go back to bed the moment I get 
up, and makes me want to go to sleep every hour of the day. I am so 
tired of it that I just want to cry. But I can't - I have to get back to 
work now.
(Sorry for unloading on you in this way, but if I can't send this to 
you then I don't know where else to send it. These are the first honest 
words I've expressed in a long time and throwing them away would have 
broken my heart. Thank you for existing; I mean that truly.)
Mandatory pro bono reporting isn't necessary
In response to President Mowris's pro bono message in the April 
Wisconsin Lawyer, my firm, since its inception, has done 
adoptions as its pro bono obligation, among other things, free of 
charge. We don't consider it necessary to "toot our own horn" regarding 
our pro bono work. If that's the intent of mandatory pro bono reporting, 
it's wrong.
If the intent is to show the public how much pro bono work Wisconsin 
lawyers do to enhance our reputation, that can be accomplished with 
voluntary reporting without establishing another expensive State Bar 
bureaucracy for that purpose. As professionals, can't we be counted on 
doing something simply for the sake of doing it without turning it into 
a mandatory requirement?
Michael L. Eckert, Rhinelander
Wisconsin Lawyer